Stuart Birch
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Citroën’s task was simple: create a totally basic vehicle that was essentially four wheels under an umbrella, able to carry four people in comfort plus 50kg of potatoes at 60km/h (37mph) on unmade or pavé roads – or a basket of eggs over a ploughed field without breaking one.
The result was the roly-poly, long lived but ultimately trendy and much loved 2CV deux chevaux. By 1939, 200 prototypes had been built and the odd-ball stayed in production until 1990.
Now Citroën is at it again but customer expectations have changed: the no-frills C-Cactus diesel-electric hybrid concept may also have four wheels but they are under a panoramic polycarbonate roof and the interior is air-conditioned. Like the 2CV, it is able to carry four people in comfort and lugging 50kg of potatoes would be a doddle. For ecological reasons, top speed is limited to 93mph.
Although ploughed fields are out, the C-Cactus could carry a few dozen bottles of Beaujolais across Europe, not only without breaking one but also without leaving a broad carbon footprint. It is super-economical, averaging about 83mpg and with emissions down to 78g/km, way below any scheduled official requirement.
Driving the C-Cactus is a weird experience. I had a nagging feeling that something was missing – like the dashboard. Not necessary, apparently. Passenger airbag? Not necessary. The glovebox? Hang a bag on a hook shaped like a butterfly brooch. Window switches? The windows don’t open.
The air-conditioning system is there but forms part of the interior styling, looking like the intake of an airliner’s turbofan engine, or possibly a hairdryer for the super-follically endowed. The steering column is exposed and the transmission selector is a simple “ego” switch: “Push it like this and the car ’e go forward . . . like this and ’e go backward.” The floor of the C-Cactus is upholstered in recycled leather offcuts, its hollow door panels have wool trim and door exteriors are unpainted. The rear seats simply slide forward and slot beneath the front seats to enable more potatoes to be carried.
If it all sounds boringly basic, it isn’t, because instead of just designing a no frills, worthy car devoid of comfort or aesthetic appeal, Citroën has used its minimalist approach to maximise its attractiveness, like a sort of mobile Pompidou Centre. It may look pug ugly at first glance, but I warmed to it on my drive near Paris.
Emmanuel Lafaury, Citroën’s technical manager for concept cars, explained how the number of interior components was halved: “The car just has what is essential: attractive design, air-conditioning, a high-quality audio system, cruise control – and full safety systems. We used the same moulding [the concept is of carbon fibre] for part of the front of the car and for the rear. Crash safety is not a problem and we think that a limited top speed of 150km/h [93mph] is fast enough, so we don’t have to have such large and expensive brakes.” Diesel and electric motor work together for maximum acceleration.
Abandoning everything that is not essential helps to reduce weight and particularly offset the cost of the C-Cactus’s highly efficient but equally highly expensive diesel-electric hybrid drive system and indicates how the philosophy could – and will – be applied to a production car. In city traffic, the Cactus just runs on its electric motor.
Mass produced in a rather less extreme form, the C-Cactus, which is based on the Citroën C4 Picasso platform, could sell at about the same price as today’s most basic C4 – about £12,000, but the running costs would be sensationally low and it could become as trendy as the quirky 2CV.
Cathal Loughnane, the Citroën interior designer, said: “The C-Cactus has been created in the spirit in which the 2CV was conceived. Every aspect of it serves a necessary function. But this time, we have avoided the look of a cheap car.”
If Citroën could keep its nerve and plant the Cactus on the market soon, there would be no real competition; it could be in an un cheval race.
Variation on a theme
Car Citroën C-Cactus concept
Engine 1.4litre 70bhp turbo-diesel plus 30bhp electric motor
Transmission Five-speed robotised manual
Performance Top speed 93mph (electronically limited), 0-62mph approx
10sec
Fuel consumption (combined) 83mpg
CO2 emissions 78g/km
Price As a one-off concept, about a million euros (£747,000); in
production £12,000
Alternatives Lots of quirky concepts seen at Motor Shows
For Olga in Tarn & Garonne ...
Why not have a good look at a Suzuki Wagon R+ ? (Not necessarily the new one). Mine has room (rear seats folded) for my two huskies and does us all fine, on N or D-roads, up in the mountains, whatever. And "eco" too !...
(ex-Alfa 2-seater & DS driver, me).
Price, Near the Pyrenees, France
Having owned 2 deux-cvs as a student I have been waiting patiently for the spiritual successor to arrive.
The Renault Twingo didn't fit the bill for me.
Reliability for the Citroen was pathetic, however, and in my opinion this is the problem with all French cars.
In the meantime I have been driving a Smart (roadster) but I would almost certainly buy this car if it ever reached production just so that I could say that I owned one.
Stephen Smith, Belfast, N.Ireland.
If the windows don't open, how the hell are you supposed to get in and out of automated car parks? Or don't trendy designers consider this a 'necessary function'?
Nick Stevens, Glossop, UK
How amazingly practical, attractive, and sensible! Yet with my 2008 must haves of Air- con, cruise (ie anti Blue Meanies) and minimum fuel consumption. I want this right now, Citroen!
W. Wilson, Barnstaple, UK
great to see citroen looking at what it does best, traction avant, ds, 2cv.... they should inovate again
Tim, Peterborough, UK, CAMB'S
Its good to see a manufacturer making the effort to produce a light car. Light cars = good performance and MPG. Modern cars are far too heavy.
My 2007 diesel BMW 3 series weighs in at 1,600kg which is as much as a late seventies 7 series BMW , 1960's Aston DB5, both were considered large cars at the time.
Why is my car so heavy ? Well it is produced from steel not aluminium, the window glass weighs a ton, each front seat contains 6 electric motors, the dash weighs 45 kg etc.
All this weight up top then has to be supported by heavier suspension and tyres resulting in an heavy vehicle weight. Even so it still returns an economical 45mpg. Even a Kia Picanto weighs in at around 900kg these days.
I therefore wonder what a truly light car could achieve with a modern diesel engine.
A Lotus Elise,weighs a mere 750kg., achieves 0-60 in 6 seconds and can return mid 40's MPG
The technology to produce light cars is available now so don't manufacturers get on with it.
James Fairman, Boston, Lincolnshire
I have not yet found a manufacturer who has designed a car that really meets my needs, simply: low-cost, reliable, fuel-efficient with dog-friendly space and facilities. Any takers?
olga, Tarn et Garonne, France
Drive one of these, here in NZ, and you'll attract the physical wrath of every farmyard bumpkin and rugby head-case with a hangup about the French. Here, these cars are hate magnets. Be warned, travel in the colonies in a tractor, or risk never returning home.
edwin rogers, Auckland, New Zealand